Month: August 2018
Boob Money
This particular Chronicle is directed towards the fairer of the sexes. Ladies, I know some of you like to carry personal items in your bra. I get that. I’ve seen cell phones, cigarettes, money, and even candy come from that region. I […]
Four Pint Carry
Hate to brag but…*pops collar*…guess who can hold three pint glasses in her left hand? It only took a couple of years of practice Also needed to muster up the courage to actually try it. Broken glasses are generally frowned upon by […]
Almost Didn’t Make It!
In less than two weeks, the restaurant where I serve will be a year old. Did you know I almost didn’t become a server at where I work now. After stalking their homepage for months, bombarding the ever patient hostess with phone […]
According to my last height measurement, I’m 5’5 1/2″. I argued that my thick hair accounts for at least 1 1/2″ of that measurement but who am I to contest that? I’ve been praying to be taller for years. I’ll take it. […]