Boob Money
This particular Chronicle is directed towards the fairer of the sexes. Ladies, I know some of you like to carry personal items in your bra. I get that. I’ve seen cell phones, cigarettes, money, and even candy come from that region.
I have one request though. If you are at a restaurant table, which is a public establishment by the way, and you have decided to extract the method of payment from that blessed region, please wait for the server to walk away first. Look, I know money is money but still…
Yeh, that happened at work tonight. The female patron just reached down her shirt with me right there. It was a long night at work. Wasn’t ready for that. I ran for the hills, vented to my fellow servers a bit, and then faced the music.
Let the server step away. That’s all I ask. Thank you!
