Got Fries?

In my opinion, there’s a battle bigger than who pays for the bill. The scenario usually goes like this. The server is taking the order for a couple at the table.Then the lady will smile, look straight at the man who adores […]

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Dreadlocks Rule

So I went into work to start my day and the Queen greeted me. Who is the Queen, you ask? No other than the Queen of to gos. She’s awesome! She said to me, “I saw you on Cheap Eats the other […]

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Credit Card Wars

Alright! You made the reservation for the night you eat dinner with your family from out of town. You make it to the location and enjoy an excellent dinner. All is going well. Then the server drops the check. The family members […]

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Don’t Suck

“And….don’t suck.” Servers usually gather together with a manager before the shift begins. At the meeting, the manager will share any pertinent annoucements. For example, if we have a new beer or food special, we’ll review that. Thing is, we servers are […]

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A Tipping Tip

This entry will have more of an educational feel to it. In my experience, a patron will tip based upon the quality of the food, the ambiance of the restaurant, and the server’s professionalism. There is, however, another category to consider. How […]

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Dinner Dolls

Good evening everybody! I must preface this first. I’m working on staying calm during my shift. After totally failing the “keeping my cool under pressure” test last Sunday, I decided refocus and try again. God’s got jokes though. I just had guests […]

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R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Had a super smooth shift all last night until… Server fam, why is it always the last table? Why?? Anyway, a couple walks in 15 minutes before close, right? They’re lovin’ the food. Appetizer was great. The bbq was great. But get […]

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Tall Servers- The Real MVPs

According to my last height measurement, I’m 5’5 1/2″. I argued that my thick hair accounts for at least 1 1/2″ of that measurement but who am I to contest that? I’ve been praying to be taller for years. I’ll take it. […]

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Boob Money

This particular Chronicle is directed towards the fairer of the sexes. Ladies, I know some of you like to carry personal items in your bra. I get that. I’ve seen cell phones, cigarettes, money, and even candy come from that region. I […]

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